So I’m sitting on the subway mindlessly flipping through the newspaper when I come across this little ad:

In case the photo’s too blurry – it reads “50% off tattoo removal for ex-lovers names and hearts – 25% off for everyone else”.
Well folks – you heard it here first: quit trying to stop your friend or daughter from tattooing “lindsay + Billy = forever” on her tush because down the road she could save a whopping 25% more when she decides to have it removed. What a deal!